after rly seeing nicki minaj’s butt i rly don’t think i can call my butt a butt anymore. you know what i mean. like im not sure what i have back there but it is rly not up to par at all. oh god

bonus:

i like to tell people when i need to go pee

the last 3 days have been n*Ce

there was this luigi sticker in the bus yesterday morning, this world is truly luigi’s and we’re just living in it

there was this luigi sticker in the bus yesterday morning, this world is truly luigi’s and we’re just living in it

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

the swimsuit industry rly needs to make more use of the dessert/tropical fruit/leaf aesthetic lmfao what a bunch of coconuts! chill with all the stripes and polka dots!

i think i want This


People will stare. Make it worth their while → Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture | F/W ‘12-‘13

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Iris Van Herpen Haute Couture | F/W ‘12-‘13

american boy is one of the best “”“pop”“” songs EVER because it is SO fun to sing with other people and also it is perfect

American Boy
Estelle ft Kanye West

dashconballpit:

i would be more into 50 shades of grey if it were actually about

  • the history of black and white film
  • trying to find the perfect lampshade for your monochromatic living room
  • a very elaborate knitting project
  • a guy named grey with 50 pairs of sunglasses

I’m really pissed at Beyoncé for associating herself with 50 Shades like truly what a fart of a phenomenon i hate it so savagely

luaren:

Honestly can’t wait for the 50 shades movie to normalize the manipulation of lower-level female employees. Can’t wait for the new wave of “consent is sexy” banners on the cover of cosmo. Can’t wait for teen girls to think that a controlling relationship is romantic. Can’t wait for sexualized violence to become increasingly mainstream. And most of all, I can’t wait for BDSM to be labeled a feminist revolution.